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Rutherford County Sheriff's Office
Sunday October 13th, 2013 :: 05:32 p.m. EDT
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BREAKING NEWS// ZOMBIE-REPELLENT Cats and Kittens

We are very excited to announce that the Rutherford County Animal Shelter, along with various shelters and rescues around NC have received a special shipment of kittens and cats from the renowned Doctor Oscar Lebensteinenski of the Romanian Feline Institute in Targu Neamt Romania (this is in the Carpathian mountain range).

His team has done ground breaking work on the coming Zombie Apocalypse. These cats & kittens have been trained under a top secret Romanian government project called F.A.S.T. or Feline Alert System Technology. FAST cats are able to repel Zombies. The good Dr. Lebensteinenski has been able to link a common vaccine and genetically alter the kittens so that as long as they are vaccinated for Rabies, Zombies will never come near your home. They secrete a pheromone that repels the Zombies and is very pleasant and calming to humans when the kitten is held by its owner.

All kittens come with a money-back guarantee. If a Zombie ever invades your home, we will refund your adoption fee completely.

Rutherford County Animal Shelter has various breeds of cats and kittens, of all makes and models. They will be available starting October 14th through 31st. Because of the high demand for FAST Cats, it will be first come first serve. Prepare now for the coming Zombie Apocalypse! Be part of the solution and not part of the problem. Don’t get eaten


Here is the YouTube video link: http://youtu.be/5pfafmP41fE


Rutherford County Animal Control
If you are interested in adopting an animal from the shelter you will need to come by and select an animal. After choosing the animal you must fill out the adoption contract stating that you will take the animal to the veterinarian of your choice. The cost of the adoption is $60.00 for all dogs and cats. The cost includes your exam at the veterinarian's office, first rabies vaccine, first parvo/distemper vaccine, and the spay or neuter of the animal. The shelter hours are Monday thru Thursday 12:00 P.M. till 4:00 P.M. for adoptions only and Friday 10:00 a.m. til 2:00 p.m. for adoptions only. The shelter is closed on Sunday and major holidays.

PLEASE if you need assistance on the animals that are in the shelter or the ones we have for adoption call the Community Pet Center volunteer office at (828) 287-7738 after 12:00P.M.

Address/Location
Rutherford County Sheriff's Office
198 N Washington St
Rutherfordton, NC 28139

Contact
Emergency: 9-1-1
Non-emergencies: 828-287-6247

Rutherford County Animal Shelter
828-287-6025

578 Laurel Hill Dr
Rutherfordton, NC 28139

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